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Colbert / Tyson 2020 – I’d vote for those two!

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Full Frontal Thursday: Brett Kavanaugh, Universal Health Care, & Chuck Jones

In today’s edition of “Full Frontal Thursday,” Sam talks about Brett Kavanaugh and how we don’t need another ’90s reboot of something completely gawd-awful. Anita Hill survived the shitty gauntlet she was run through. Has anything been learned since then? I think not.

Sam also makes the case for universal health care by debunking the bullshit spewed from the talking heads on FauxNews and other Nazi-supported state television and websites.

Last but not least, Mike Rubens travels to Indiana to speak with candidate Chuck Jones – and possibly get his ass kicked in a game of rummy.

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Full Frontal Thursday: Fascist-watch & Food Carts

In today’s edition of “Full Frontal Thursday,” Sam acknowledges the fact that fascists have been shoving their alternative facts and alternative realities into mainstream things for some time, including politics. She decides to shine the spotlight on some of the up-and-comers who finally removed their bedsheets and pointy hats.

She also points out the fact that undocumented immigrants work in the hospitality industry, which includes cleaning up hotel rooms and preparing food. If you hate immigrants then here’s a suggestion: cook your own fucking food at home and don’t go out to eat anywhere. I would love to have a dining experience which didn’t involve seeing some fat, inbred, Trump-supporting tub of goo shoveling mountains of mashed potatoes into its slobbering gob.

Sam ends the show with a little hint about her show’s look. I guess she’s changing the set in September and called on her extended family to help.

Full Frontal Thursday: Bad Boy Roundup, Pregnancy Discrimination, & Crashing Sean Spicer’s Book Tour

In today’s installment of “Full Frontal Thursday,” Sam talks about Paul Manafort’s trial. Jackets made of ostrich or python skin which cost more than a small car? Classy.

Next, she talks about pregnancy discrimination in certain workplaces. I was never pregnant during or after being employed 15+ years in various office environments, but was definitely discriminated against. The women who did get pregnant had no problems getting time off or promotions, either. That doesn’t mean that pregnant women aren’t regularly given the shaft, but the corporations I worked for seemed to have no issues with pregnant women.

Former White House press secretary Sean Spicer is working on the next chapter of his life by writing a shitty book about his time spent lying to the press and the American people on behalf of his corrupt, criminal former boss. Sam’s team followed him on his book tour.

Full Frontal Thursday: Q Anon, Printable Guns, & Male Sexual Abuse

In today’s installment of “Full Frontal Thursday,” Sam outs Q Anon, the most recent shithole site spewing out rancid conspiracy theories that mindless inbred shut-ins devour and believe without question.

Next, she points out the obvious fact that men can be victims of sexual assault, too. Men who have been assaulted are most likely to have been assaulted by other men, which is something that goes in the “no shit, Sherlock” file. Catholic priests and Penn State University employees are just the tip of that scummy iceberg.

A creepy, whites-only “space cult” calling itself Asgardia is also featured. The fact that people don’t realize that cults tend to come to bad ends and are eager to join these exclusive cliques continues to fascinate me. I wonder what mindset and psychology is behind that? Don’t answer. That was strictly a rhetorical question which I already know the answer to.

Finally, she does a great P. S. A. with Terry Crews, a man who has a great sense of humour and really knows how to be funny.

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Five on Friday: Conan @ SDCC

For today’s “Five on Friday” post, I selected my favourite clips of Conan O’Brien at San Diego Comic-Con and a special clip of him playing World of Warcraft at BlizzCon.

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Nelson Mandela Day

Today marks Nelson Mandela Day, honoring a great leader who passed away in December of 2013. He would have been 100 years of age today.

Former President Barack Obama spoke in Johannesburg, South Africa yesterday, giving a speech at the annual Mandela lecture. I selected three excellent portions of his speech to post today, because the importance and necessity of what he said needs to be heard loud and clear.

Communication is a two-way street. When people want to misconstrue what you say, or refuse to listen to you at all, communication becomes impossible.

Don’t assume that I’m silent when you have plugged your ears and don’t want to hear what I have to say. I still speak about important things. I choose to talk with people who have open minds and hearts, not miserable fucks who run everything and everyone down while claiming that they have all of the answers for a “perfect” life.

Thursday Comedy Mashup

“Full Frontal with Samantha Bee” will be back next week, so here is a comedy mashup of some good stuff from the past week.

Five on Friday: Comedy Mash-Up

Full Frontal Thursday: Sanctioned Child Abuse & The Cult of Impeachment

In today’s installment of “Full Frontal Thursday,” Sam talks about Drumpf’s sickening practice of tearing children away from their mothers at the southern border. It’s interesting that she believes the lie that it started under Obama, but white women always want to blame a black guy or gal for something.

Also, Mike Rubens attends a meeting of the “Cult of Impeachment” which is headed up by Tom Steyer. Impeachment does sound nice, but it helps to think about what the entire process entails. Drumpf is horrible, yes. Pence just might be worse. That could be why many politicians on either side aren’t wanting to jump on that particular bandwagon.

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