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A Short Monday Musing… (Re-blogged)

This post was worthy of a re-blog. I’m working on some upcoming publications.

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Eyrie Of An Aries

I couldn’t think of a good title for this post! It sort of deals with labels and how people define themselves and others by these ever-changing, subjective definitions.

These thoughts began percolating over the past week. Whenever I hear a discussion being had by others, or read dialogue in the comment sections of blogs, news articles, YouTube videos or in-game zone chat, the inevitable accusation made by one person to shut up another is this: “You’re such a politically correct, overtly sensitive SJW – get over yourself!” Merely telling someone not to be an asshole or a douchebag will have people hurling that label at you wherever you go.

It is almost as if being “PC” is the worst thing for a human being to be. It’s perfectly fine to be a racist, rapist, thief, liar, murderer, child molester, or abuser of anything and everything you can get your hands…

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Half-Assed Laziness

I’ve seen quite a few examples of this during my search for worthwhile blogs to read and follow.

Blogs which are, essentially, clones of a blog, but with a different name, theme, and layout.

The so-called authors of same are so lazy that they only see fit to re-blog their own content on their other blogs, whilst claiming to be “hubs” for the blogging masses to find each other in.

Talk about half-assed laziness.

If you’re going to be that lazy, then at least try to use your whole ass.

I’m sure that it’s big enough.

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A Short Monday Musing…

I couldn’t think of a good title for this post! It sort of deals with labels and how people define themselves and others by these ever-changing, subjective definitions.

These thoughts began percolating over the past week. Whenever I hear a discussion being had by others, or read dialogue in the comment sections of blogs, news articles, YouTube videos or in-game zone chat, the inevitable accusation made by one person to shut up another is this: “You’re such a politically correct, overtly sensitive SJW – get over yourself!” Merely telling someone not to be an asshole or a douchebag will have people hurling that label at you wherever you go.

It is almost as if being “PC” is the worst thing for a human being to be. It’s perfectly fine to be a racist, rapist, thief, liar, murderer, child molester, or abuser of anything and everything you can get your hands on; if you actually give a shit about how another human being is treated, people act as if you should be strung up from the highest tree by a tiki-torch-waving mob.

In the spirit of calling things what they are – you know, calling a spade a spade – I figured I’d get all that icky, gooey, PC-speak out of my system. It is hard to be completely honest if I’m always biting my tongue or walking on eggshells, so it is time to purge.

* You don’t have CPTSD from your daddy looking at you cross-eyed when you were four. You’re a mentally imbalanced, sobbing, incoherent mess who lashes out mindlessly at everyone who asks you what is wrong. The people who enable your bullshit are just as psycho as you are.

* You don’t have ADD / ADHD or whatever other alphabet soup acronym you choose to excuse your disordered behavior. You’re a scatterbrained, disorganized, unreliable flake who is unable to commit to anything unless you deem it important to or for yourself.

* You don’t have a hoarding disorder due to OCD. You are a disgusting, subhuman creature who chooses to exist in mountains of your own filth.

* You don’t have DID. You get attention by feigning helplessness and by being chronically manipulative.

* You’re not bipolar. You’re incapable of taking responsibility for your impulsive, immature actions and want a free pass for them.

Do you like me better now that I’ve posted something that isn’t oozing with what you determine to be political correctness? No ranting was involved, either.

I’m finally getting the hang of this blogging thing!

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Funny Sunday Memes: 5 March 2017! (Re-blogged)

Just a little bit of Sunday sarcasm, re-blogged! Gaming makes me salty, ROFL

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Sunday Spotlight: The Smug & Self-Righteous

Sometimes in life, you run into smug, self-righteous hypocrites who feel that their own excrement smells of roses. They can do absolutely no wrong; they’re perfect in every way, and they make certain that you know just how superior they are to you in every way. If you aren’t doing what they do, in exactly the same way that they do it, then you’re an abject, moral failure who should just die on the spot! Their pettiness is so obvious that it’s hilarious, and I find myself laughing myself silly whenever they start spouting off.

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Funny Memes for Tuesday – 10 January 2017

I know, I know – it’s Saturday, not Tuesday! Still, this was worthy of a re-post. From what I see across the interwebs, trolls and assholes have been multiplying faster than a gremlin that’s been fed after midnight and doused with water!
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It’s the Firth of Forth!

What – did you really think that I had something important to say today? C’mon…get real! 😀

Seriously, though, I’ve been saying “Happy Firth of Forth” to anybody who says “Happy July 4th!” or, worse, the completely untrue “Happy Independence Day!!!” to me. They are woefully ignorant about the definition of independence! When this country gained its so-called ‘independence’ from Mother England, not all of its residents enjoyed such liberty, freedom, or independence! In fact, let’s go out on a limb and be brutally honest, here: Before whites landed on these shores, this land was independent! That changed when they ran from religious persecution and prosecution in their home countries and began practicing the same bullshite and nonsense everywhere they went, but that’s another story…

This article from the Huffington Post, written by William H. Lamar IV, pretty much sums it up:

“My political consciousness was forged on an anvil not made of iron or steel, but books and music. My parents supplied me with the good stuff that prevented me from achieving bliss because ignorance was never an option…What happened to white Americans in 1776 was hardly felt by many black Americans in 1976. (Frederick Douglass) calls the founders “your fathers.” He does not own them. And I cannot own them. They never intended for my ancestors to be anything but human cogs in the wheel of their economic prosperity. That is a fact. To forget that is to trample upon the bones of my forbears. I must reflect upon my ancestors’ elusive dream of freedom.

The government and the corporate media celebrate as patriots those who are uncritically supportive of America’s imperial exploits. That is not my heritage.”

I use this day as one of quiet reflection, for the most part – then I go outside, light a fire in the pit in the backyard, open a bottle of ale and light off fireworks! Why? Because I can! I’ll get to serious topics another time. I have a few that have been percolating recently, so they will bubble up soon…

Have a great day, dear readers – my fiancée is firing up the grill and I’m seasoning the steaks and prepping the red potatoes and corn-on-the-cob…time for beer, baseball, and a carnivorous feast! The Seattle Mariners have chopped the Texas Rangers out of 1st place in the A.L. West, and have already taken the 3-game series from them with back-to-back wins…so no matter how they do today, they’re winners in my book!

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