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Arr, me hearties! Today be “Talk Like a Pirate Day!” Here be a fine spider-spun site to feast yer eye, or eyes, upon, if ye be able to find the buried treasure!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs – don’t be mute! Shout out yer pirate name, loudly and proudly, unless ye be too much of a land-lubber! Seek the buried treasure – it be here, mateys!
From that hidden location:

“The pirate name generator be new for 2013, and this cunning little device were created with International Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19th) in mind. Yaarrgghh! Should ye ever be requirin’ a pseudonym to hide your dastardly pirating deeds, then ye be comin’ to the right place, for we have pirate names aplenty here, along with a goodly amount of rum.
There be pirate name generators around already, but none that give a salty sea dog the…