International Talk Like a Pirate Day…2016!

Arr, me hearties! Today be “Talk Like a Pirate Day!” Here be a fine spider-spun site to feast yer eye, or eyes, upon, if ye be able to find the buried treasure!

Avast, ye scurvy dogs – don’t be mute! Shout out yer pirate name, loudly and proudly, unless ye be too much of a land-lubber! Seek the buried treasure – it be here, mateys!
From that hidden location:

The pirate name generator be new for 2013, and this cunning little device were created with International Talk Like A Pirate Day (September 19th) in mind. Yaarrgghh! Should ye ever be requirin’ a pseudonym to hide your dastardly pirating deeds, then ye be comin’ to the right place, for we have pirate names aplenty here, along with a goodly amount of rum.
There be pirate name generators around already, but none that give a salty sea dog the option to create random names, or names unique to the user of the name generator, while also giving ye a description of your pirate’s personality and where or who they be terrorising. With this name generator, my humble aim was to create swashbuckling, easily remembered pirate names that stick in yer noggin’, along with a cheeky nickname, and descriptions of far off pirate lands ripe with treasure! Hoist the Jolly Roger
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Who be I? Ye question the Pirate Queen of the Pacific Northwest? Yo ho ho…alright, ye bilge-rats – I be Ella “Both Barrels” Keys, best known as “The Rage of Starfish Inlet!” I be hot of temper and wild of eye, and will feed ye to the sharks – Davy Jones’ locker is too good for those who incur me wrath!

Avast, me hearties – ’tis time for me to feast upon some cackleberries, fatback, and hardtack…washed down with a generous mug o’ grog! Happy piratin’! YYAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. saywhatumean2say
    Sep 19, 2016 @ 10:25:29

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